optimism is thinking you can watch a 40 minute episode in 20 minutes 

(via lightninglovesthisfatass)

  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*


I get really nervous using my cool stickers for things like what if I need this sticker later I won’t have it what will I do then

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*posts selfie*
*reblogs entire dashboard hoping nobody saw*

(via che131)

Never felt so alone in my life, I just wish my life had a purpose to make this all worth it


I want to smoke with someone and just go eat and just talk about life and laugh n what not

(via atribecalledcristina)


*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

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Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

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If you’re feeling down, I’ll go down on you

(via qpochumor)


College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.

(via atribecalledcristina)